Dear Alonzo,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter In your closet and I saw you pour syrup on
my ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're High enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory.You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.
Go drown yourself,
Vania.
thanks jianhao (:
i saw this on your blog.
alonzo, you'd better read this! {:
HAHA!
oh, ya
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! :D
